WHAT TO SAY WHEN HE WON’T WEAR A CONDOM

If a guy who you planned to have sex with refused to wear a condom, what would you say? And don’t scoff: there are plenty of horror stories around of men (and women) insisting they won’t have sex if prophylactics are involved. Faced with a similar predicament in a sex-ed test, one fourteen year-old girl has proven she’s got it all sorted. On a test page titled “Objections to…
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EAT A DONUT… OFF HIS PENIS?!

And there it was at the top of my Facebook newsfeed, in all its sugary, sprinkled-pink sweetness: a donut. The average person would simply have continued scrolling through the never-ending barrage of more relevant confessions, click-baity listicles and snaps of healthy salad lunches. But the instructions accompanying this particular donut – issued by US Cosmopolitan, of course – could halt even the most skeptical of link-clickers in their tracks. Why
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THE HIDDEN SHAME OF LADY PLEASURE

Wanking, fapping, pounding the flounder, spanking the monkey, flogging your dog, hand to gland combat. The list of terms to describe male masturbation is colourful, slightly grotesque and seemingly endless. Yet the idea that your average male might end the day playing a little five on one is not likely to surprise your average woman. However, when it comes to self-pleasure, there is a hole in our discourse. Why don’t…
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A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO MASTURBATION

I’ve always found it fascinating to listen to boys talk about their penises. From a young age, it seems like they are taught to be very well-acquainted with their junk. Whether it’s bragging about how far they can pee, coming up with questionable pet names, or just letting the world know how many times they’ve wanked today, dick conversations are always on the table. Maybe it’s because our bits tend…
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DIY: MAKE YOUR OWN CIRCLE SKIRT

Making your own clothes is the best. Once you get a hang of it (and I promise you that it’s not hard, I’m an entirely self-taught sewer – thank you, YouTube tutorials!), you get total control over the design and structure of your clothes. You’ll own a completely unique piece of clothing and best yet, if someone compliments you on it, you can say that you made it yourself! Things…
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