Parents make a lot of wonderful discoveries as they watch their children grow up and experience new things. There are many lessons learned along the way, but nothing can prepare a parent for the moment their toddler discovers music. No, we’re not referring to the adorable bounces and shakes they do when an upbeat song plays on the radio. We’re talking about the moment your child discovers they can make…

Wanking, fapping, pounding the flounder, spanking the monkey, flogging your dog, hand to gland combat. The list of terms to describe male masturbation is colourful, slightly grotesque and seemingly endless. Yet the idea that your average male might end the day playing a little five on one is not likely to surprise your average woman. However, when it comes to self-pleasure, there is a hole in our discourse. Why don’t…